I was born years ago. And I was named 'Dorian Selby Fenkustien'. I changed it by default to
my proper name 'Bloke'. It are much more good than Dorain Selby Fenkustien. And i think it's
a bit more shorterer than Dorain Selby Fencustien.
People used to say to me "Hello Dorain Selby Fencustien.." But now they say "Hello Bloke.."
Sometimes people say "Hello Bloke, didn't you used to be Dorian Selby Fencustien?"
I always like to tell that story as it's a good story. I are good at lots of things. But not speaking.
I am not deaf but I am mute, so I am not that good at speaking. I like the interweb because I am
good at typing and heardly ever mak speling mistakes.
I am also good at singing. I are like Gareth Gates but better becuase he stutters when he speaks but
doesn't stutter when he sings. I am more better than him because I can't speak but I can sing.
One thing I am not very good at though, is ordering a Pizza on the phone. They just keep saying "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
But my most good thing is that I has my own guitar design.
It are most cool as you can see (Made by Metal Matt!!)

It has my most favourite things on it such as:
George Benson, a lovely cardboard box and some bread.
Other than this I has things that I like too such as my cat.


My cat 'Wayne'.

I has got used to Wayne, (I still feed him though) so I paid money for another animal.

My Dog 'Malcolm'.

Here are world famous guitarist Joe Satriani. I has a famous cousin!!