Complicated Coat:

It's got so many pockets, I don't know what to do
Complicated coat, complicated coat,
I wish there where less but only by a few
Complicated coat
It's got a pocket for mi phone, a pocket for mi comb
Complicated coat, complicated coat,
It's got shoulder pads, 'cos I'm accident prone
Complicated coat

It's complicated!

It's got two arms but it's got no legs
Complicated coat, complicated coat,
it hasn't got a hood, I wouldn't use it if I could
complicated coat
COMPLI-CATED COAT.

Cardboard Box:

Cardboard boxes...my favouritest thing in the whole world...
Cardboard box, cardboard box,
cardboard box, lovely cardboard box.
-Repeat-
It's made out of cardboard, it's made out of cardboard...
Cardboard box, cardboard box,
cardboard box, lovely cardboard box.
-Repeat-
END.

P.A.N.C.E.:

Pants, p.a.n.c.e, pants
pants, p.a.n.c.e, pants,
I wear them on my body.
pants, p.a.n.c.e, pants,
they're a little bit shoddy.
Pants, i've got my favourite pair,
pants, they're the only pants I wear.
Pants.
p.a.n.c.e. pants.
Pants,
they come in shapes and sizes,
pants,
the ones I wear are minezes.
Pants.
They're a little bit spotty,
pants,
dirty pants, clean botty.
Pants.
Now, i don't mind a V.P.L,
pants,
just as long as you can tell.
Pants.

Ice 9:
na na nana,
nun nun nun nun nuna na nun na nun nun nun nun(breathe, repeat 2 times)
chang chang........(repeat main riff)
ooh ooh oohey ooh e ooh,
ooh ooh oohey ooh e ooh...
chang chang..........
ooh ooh oohey ooh,
ooh ooh oohey ooh,
chang chang,
ooh ooh oohey ooh
didly dup
chang chang
ooh ooh oohey ooh
didly dup
chang chang
ooh ooh oohey ooh
didly dup, chang chang
ooh ooh oohey ooh,
didly dup, chang chang, (dudl dudl dudl duldl dum dum dum etc)
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh..
ooh ooh ooh ooh.
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh oohhhhhhhhh
(verse one section)
da dum da da dum da blap.