I has recorded much songs and they are good. If I had a friend, then I'm sure He would say they are good too.
(I did have a friend once but he kept telling me he didn't like me. He was a good friend though 'cos he used to let me buy him sweets after skhool.)

He are my new song "Complicated Coat." It's all about a complicated coat that I used to have. I don't use it any more because it's too difficult to work out.
'Complicated Coat' Click here.


My most best one is 'Cardboard Box.' Click here.
It are about a cardboard box.
Isn't it lovely?

My nearly most best one is 'P.A.N.C.E.' Click here. It was wrote about my underwear.

This one was was good as it was in a magazine.
They where both wrote in 1996 and I'm even more good now, I just haven't wrote nothing since.

Here is my vocal version of part of a song by
guitarist Joe Satriani...My guitaring are rubbish, so I did this...
'Ice 9.' Click here.